In response to current events, Sault Ste. Marie Animal Clinic will be taking the drastic measure of replacing all two-legged staff members with four-legged ones in an effort to reduce ‘person to This is a new position at Sault Ste. Marie Animal Clinic created in response to current events. Oscar will be stepping out of his comfort zone (he’s a big fan of comfort!) to guard hospital stores of toilet paper and kitty litter. person’ contact and thus potential spread of corona virus. Your new team will make up for their lack of experience with enthusiasm and energy. Unfortunately, cash or credit card payments will no longer be accepted – from now on treats and snuggles will be the only accepted forms of payment.
New Sault Ste. Marie Animal Clinic Staff will be as follows:
DR. HUDSON – CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER:
Dr. Hudson will be responsible for all out-patient examinations, consultations and procedures. He finds his keen sense of smell very helpful as he ‘sniffs out’ your pet’s potential issues. Even though he is a Portuguese Water Dog (and not a doodle), he will order lots of ‘Lab’ Tests
DR. STANLEY – CHIEF OF SURGERY:
Dr. Stanley will be performing both routine and advanced surgical procedures. He likes to perform a ‘Cat Scan’ on all patients prior performing surgery and may occasionally take a quick ‘Cat Nap’ in the middle of longer procedures to stay alert and refreshed.
CRICKET – LAB TECHNICIAN:
Cricket will perform any ‘Lab Tests’ required. An agility champion, she always has a few tricks up her sleeve to get the job done.
DELILAH – RECEPTIONIST:
Delilah probably won’t answer the telephone or be able to answer any of your questions, but she prides herself on being well dressed and looking cute as she sits behind the front desk. She regrets that she wont be able to handle cash or credit payments but she will accept cuddles and kisses 🙂
OSCAR – CHIEF OF SECURITY:
This is a new position at Sault Ste. Marie Animal Clinic created in response to current events. Oscar will be stepping out of his comfort zone (he’s a big fan of comfort!) to guard hospital stores of toilet paper and kitty litter.
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation as we implement these changes and…. April Fools!
(Please note – this post is intended in light hearted jest and is not meant to make light of the very serious situation currently affecting us all. We recognize and respect the very serious nature of the pandemic and the difficult times it has created for so many – we’re all in this together!)